"What kind of monster is white and walks around?" asked the kid.
"Uhhh, I don't know," I said after a period of judicious consideration. "What kind of monster is white and walks around?"
"A sheep!" she said.
"Wha . . . ? Wait. A sheep isn't a monster!"
"No. I put that part in to fool you."
Love it!
I made up my own joke as a kid which is sort of like this.
What is yellow and lies at the bottom of the ocean?
Sand!
Posted by: The Dad Diaries | December 03, 2007 at 07:04 PM